So I'm trying to transfer $ from one of my checking accounts to another since I do it big, real big. And I talk to Bob Groulsh (don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing). He starts to insist I get a new debit card and a savings account with no minimum amounts where I earn 1% APR... just transfer the $ Bob... he advises me I can pay him 3$ to do it, or I can do it for free on the automated account log in. I opt for the free (so I can do it big on my own terms) and I actually call back to make sure the $ is in the account, since the purchase is for my mom's 60th birthday and I don't want any fuck ups... I get Bob again...it's almost midnight so he is probably one of the last people there. My man goes on to hype me about the automated menu and online banking like he owns the place. Thats when the brush offs were just not working anymore. Aidinslevel is in the background laughing her ass of when I'm telling the guy "yeah, online is great, you can see the checks and all that stuff"...now I'm laughing and Bob the serious one starts cracking up. I guess it was the way I said it. I had a few beers and well, hung up on him. I wont be surprised if I'm short 100$ tomorrow. Anyway beer is great and so is watching night of the living dead which is happening now, as in right now. Tags: night of the living account transfer Current Location: The Matrix Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: I against I
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